Summer means a zeal, a hope, a season for fun in many western countries, but there are countries in the global south where plight begins with summer.Specially floods, epedemics and extreme temperature claim many lives every year. Well, let's hope that this is not going to happen this year.
Personally I haven't made any new summer plans as I have quite many old things to continue. I will be working part-tim as usual and having some fun with friends as well. Let's see how everything goes.
Finger crossed, I hope I will manage to read at least some research books during this period. However, now I post some jokes for you to read when you are having picnic with your pals!
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.” ----------------------------------------------- Which day of the week do fish hate?....... Fry-Day
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.
The Russians used a pencil.
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